Many years ago, three men of questionable morals, and uncertain sexual preferences sought out each others comfort on a cold Friday evening. Armed only with a warm fire, a case of imported beer, and a quilt of modest proportions....all it would take was a knowing glance and what folllowed could only be described as the Ultimate Fighting Challenge meets Broke Back Mountain.
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The first Bad Movie Night was very much like the birth of Jesus. Similiar to that evening, three wise men traveled from afar to meet around a dvd player, a plethorough of awful cinema, and a fine selection of party aids (in most instances, the aforementioned case of imported beer), and what followed was the birth of a religion.
The first Bad Movie Night, was a screening of the classic, and our number 2 pick of all time No Retreat No Surrender. Little did we know that evening would spawn a revolution. Since then we started to become a critic to movies from Bollywood poker films, independent films to mainstream cinema. Bad Movie Night has become Fight Club...without the great abs.
Your Bad Movie Night
To start your own Bad Movie Night is really simple. Get a group of friends together, some beer, wine or spirits, and a bad movie (please try one of our recommendations, I assure you, you won't be dissapointed). What follows, will most likely be more Bad Movie Nights. It's a never ending cycle (kind of like that guy from the 80's Anti-drug commercial...I do coke, so I can work harder, so I can make more money, so I can do more coke) and don't be surprised if your Bad Movie Night circle grows.
The Hamlin Scale
As you navigate BadMovieKnights.com, you will notice the following marks:
This is the Hamlin Scale. It is our method of grading the movies on BadMovieKnights.com, named after the great Harry Hamlin of Clash of the Titans fame (totally kick ass movie which has no business being on this site, however my colleague Fletch would disagree, but he's kind of an asshole). The Hamlin Scale is a simple 1 to 10 grading system. A Hamlin grade of 1, would be a truly shitty film. A Hamlin grade of 10, well, also would be a truly shitty film, but one of unmatched calibre. To date, the only Hamlin grade of 10 ever to be awarded was to Troll 2.
We are always open to suggestions. If you have any movies that you feel are worthy of our attention please let us know. Drop a comment anywhere and you will be certain to hear from us.
Thank you for joining us, and congratulations on the start of your new endeavor. Much success with your Bad Movie Night!
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